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Name:
SeamusMcFunbags
Birthdate:
26 September 1981
External Services:
  • seamusmcfunbags@livejournal.com
Only sailors wear condoms. I copy Pablo Neruda poems into Hallmark cards and try to pass them off as my own. My favorite flavor is purple.
angry elephants, boll weevils, captain and tenille, caterwauling, harpooning, malaysian whores, nutter butters, vintage alarm clocks, waterboarding, white chevy astro vans.

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